All your base are belong to us.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Dec 03 2010, by zerowingfan

MTA Worker: You know that song Alehandro by ABBA? It was in Mamma Mia.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Dec 01 2010, by Anonymous

A Florida man, who robbed two men at gunpoint in their homes, dropped his wallet as he left and then called police to ask if they found the wallet. They said they did. They asked him to come down and claim it. He did.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 30 2010, by Tony

n Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 30 2010, by Frank

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 30 2010, by Jeff

At McDonald's Our Carpool: Yes! Hello! Umm, what are the apple dippers? Mcdonald's Employee: They're some apples with some dip.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 29 2010, by Michael

Someone told me that in 1995, they had to shut down the Arch bacause a fat man sat on it and broke off the middle of it.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 29 2010, by Erica

I was on the train the other day and people were talking about Coney Island. Shortly after, one of them said the Ferris Wheel doesn't exist anymore because they got rid of Astroland.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 28 2010, by Aleksandr

Someone said I exist.

Add a Comment, Submitted on Nov 28 2010, by Jesus